I have this terrible habit of paying the amount of the gas bill to the electric company when I'm paying my bills via online banking. It's hardly *my* fault though, right? Both company names begin with the letter "N", so who can blame me?
The good news is that THIS month, I didn't do that. Nope, I paid the amount of the electric bill to the gas company.
Also.....
And this is the story of my life:
Friday, March 15, 2013
Friday, March 8, 2013
Scenes from a Restaurant
While eating a family dinner at a restaurant this evening, we were frustrated by the incredibly L-O-U-D party near us. At one point, the volume went down to a dull roar and our family was able to carry on a bit of a conversation, while shouting over the table.
THE LION TAMER: (gesturing towards my boots) "Your boots look Elvish. It makes me want to watch Lord of the Rings."
THE RINGMASTER: "But Elvis sang about blue suede shoes. Mom's boots are black suede."
THE FLYING MONKEY: "Why would Elvis' boots have wings?"
THE CRAZY CLOWN: "Why are we in a restaurant talking about mom's boobs?"
And that's when the restaurant suddenly became silent.
THE LION TAMER: (gesturing towards my boots) "Your boots look Elvish. It makes me want to watch Lord of the Rings."
THE RINGMASTER: "But Elvis sang about blue suede shoes. Mom's boots are black suede."
THE FLYING MONKEY: "Why would Elvis' boots have wings?"
THE CRAZY CLOWN: "Why are we in a restaurant talking about mom's boobs?"
And that's when the restaurant suddenly became silent.
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