Dear Food Producer/Packaging People -
I am writing to tell you that you suck.
Tonight I decided to make my family a special treat in my new, kick-ass Ninja Prep Professional Blender. While my husband and I fondly remember Orange Creamsicles from our childhood, my children have never tasted them. I was positive that there MUST be a way to replicate this smooth, tart, orange, creamy goodness in a healthy smoothie drink format, so I devised a recipe with the following ingredients:
- frozen orange juice concentrate (100% juice)
- vanilla whey protein powder
- ice cubes
- liquid vanilla flavoring
|This looks yummy, right?|
So I put all the ingredients into my kick-ass Ninja blender and the result was absolutely HORRIFIC.
*I* simply grabbed the liquid vanilla flavoring from my spice cabinet and poured a smidge (or two or three...) into the blender.
|One of these things is not like the other.|
Is it MY fault that two almost identically-shaped clear bottles with brown liquid were side-by-side in the cabinet with their labels facing backward? Hardly not!
*You* failed to label BOTH sides of the containers.
And now, because you couldn't spend that extra $.20 to label both sides, my children will basically be traumatized for life and will probably never, ever taste an Orange Creamsicle smoothie. Way to go, assholes!
|Yeah, I did.|